A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 191

  • UndeadKay is undead
    UndeadKay is undead  5 hours back

    Like the artificer class, but i was admittedly a little disappointed when they removed the Archivist subclass when they officially published the class.

    • Joshua Bea
      Joshua Bea  11 hours back

      I have a desire to infuse a bag of holding and fill with flammables and combustible....then give to bad guys...wait.....then end infusion for fireworks

      • Boris Rebić
        Boris Rebić  15 hours back

        Tracking more than one thing is difficult, isn't that right dungeon master?
        Inb4 my DM hits us with 40+ mobs and almost none of us have AoE spells.

        • Manyhigh
          Manyhigh  15 hours back

          Is that Log?

          • Gabriele Iuzzolino
            Gabriele Iuzzolino  16 hours back


            • TheIceThorn
              TheIceThorn  17 hours back

              the one of the alchemist... I felt it. It hurted a lot you bstrd... :( It's a fkng triple20...

              • Elric DeVault
                Elric DeVault  19 hours back

                A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Blood Hunter ?

                • The Real TK-Dragon!
                  The Real TK-Dragon!  19 hours back

                  I tried playing Artificer once. The whole party acted like nothing I did counted as real actions or inventions like I just started making stuff up. Really pissed me off because I was actually trying to play a good character.

                  • Stefano Sommese
                    Stefano Sommese  20 hours back

                    Inn tale aspetta

                    • Camien Visual Arts
                      Camien Visual Arts  20 hours back

                      Ahh! Look at this tiny box! It’s so tiny! I’m going to name you Tiny Box Tim!

                      • Le Tuan
                        Le Tuan  21 hours back

                        @JoCat I dare you to talk about the Mystic class from UA. Good luck with that!

                        • Lin
                          Lin  1 days back

                          00:50 I can just imagen how long it took you to decide on wether to reference vine , musicly or tiktok

                          • Dindin R.
                            Dindin R.  1 days back

                            PALADIN X BARD HOLDING HANDS

                            • James Campbell
                              James Campbell  1 days back

                              I love that log is in there

                              • Kiju Axel
                                Kiju Axel  1 days back

                                A big, fuckoff gun? Sounds right up my alley. Where do I sign up?

                                • Ryan Rutledge
                                  Ryan Rutledge  1 days back

                                  Idk if someone said it already, but at 0:47 is Tiny Box Tim... very nice.

                                  • Mheros
                                    Mheros  1 days back

                                    Tiny box tim!

                                    • Demonic Priest
                                      Demonic Priest  1 days back

                                      Guest starring tiny box Tim!

                                      • Nonamearisto
                                        Nonamearisto  1 days back

                                        It's a pity so few people know classical music. How many people actually got that reference?

                                        • Darkninja282
                                          Darkninja282  1 days back

                                          Lol you got the last joke from Marx Brothers didn’t you 😂

                                          • Flare Fox
                                            Flare Fox  2 days back

                                            friends little sister plays a artificer in his campaign she choose a thunderstone as one of her first inventions and used it to save people from falling off cliffs by throwing it at them pushing them all the way over to the other side... she used an artifact meant to keep enemys away from her while dealing a little damage to push people to safety by going full on baseball pitcher on their ar"cane"ses.

                                            • John Ronald
                                              John Ronald  2 days back

                                              Aw man I miss Vine :,-(

                                              • Андрей Бутурлин

                                                I was under the impression that every one of your videos is a song, unsubscribing.

                                                • PhantomGamer28
                                                  PhantomGamer28  2 days back

                                                  TINY BOX TIM

                                                  • ferre feys
                                                    ferre feys  2 days back

                                                    I don't even play d&d why am I watching this.

                                                    • Christopher Thompson
                                                      Christopher Thompson  2 days back

                                                      So when are you going to do a video for mystic

                                                      • Jacob Hook
                                                        Jacob Hook  2 days back

                                                        I really quite like the Artificer. It is a very versatile class. You can play it like my friend does, a melee powerhouse who multiclasses cleric and turns into a tech priest paladin equivalent. You could also play it like me and multiclass warlock then turn into a one man firing squad with eldrich blast and magical turrets. Heck, you could even play pure support if you wanted to. All with one amazing class.

                                                        • Golden Crazy
                                                          Golden Crazy  2 days back

                                                          He ar u ever gone do archer revised

                                                          • Erik W. S.
                                                            Erik W. S.  2 days back

                                                            "The alchemist can help you grow close bonds with your pets"
                                                            You didn't have to do that. You really didn't.

                                                            • Takki
                                                              Takki  2 days back

                                                              TINY BOX TIM
                                                              TINY BOX TIM!!

                                                              • Jonathon Lawson
                                                                Jonathon Lawson  2 days back

                                                                you can also give the robot dog wings.

                                                                • Zecko14
                                                                  Zecko14  2 days back

                                                                  1:40 bro just wants to play with his Pokemon Sword and Shield

                                                                  • Shayann Piña
                                                                    Shayann Piña  2 days back

                                                                    1:48 not cool.

                                                                    • DeadlyKitten Amuro
                                                                      DeadlyKitten Amuro  2 days back

                                                                      i love the references!

                                                                      • Shane
                                                                        Shane  2 days back

                                                                        Haha awesome you did the race crap guide

                                                                        • Mars
                                                                          Mars  2 days back

                                                                          1:48 oh *fuck you*

                                                                          • Daelyah
                                                                            Daelyah  2 days back


                                                                            ...DID THAT ARTIFICER JUST CREATE TINY BOX TIM?! 0_0

                                                                            • Covo Converged
                                                                              Covo Converged  2 days back

                                                                              Big Fuck Off Gun also known as BFOG

                                                                              • IDK Shadow
                                                                                IDK Shadow  2 days back

                                                                                *NINA NO*

                                                                                • Addison Is solo
                                                                                  Addison Is solo  2 days back

                                                                                  So basically, “I’m not like other wizards”

                                                                                  • Drop Bear Legend
                                                                                    Drop Bear Legend  2 days back

                                                                                    Do the dungeon master next

                                                                                    • Joseph Banks
                                                                                      Joseph Banks  2 days back

                                                                                      Is it bad I now wanna make a human female artificer called Visca who has a Flask that never runs out of Iced Tea and stick that detects emotion

                                                                                      • Jon Douglas
                                                                                        Jon Douglas  3 days back

                                                                                        “Grow closer together” WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHiS?

                                                                                        • Alpha PHENIX
                                                                                          Alpha PHENIX  3 days back

                                                                                          So you are saying I can be an Artificer who breeds tenta- various monsters?
                                                                                          I am not sure how I feel about Rangers anymore...

                                                                                          • The Questionier
                                                                                            The Questionier  3 days back

                                                                                            Could you please do one for the blood hunter?

                                                                                            • RocketmanEXE
                                                                                              RocketmanEXE  3 days back

                                                                                              Thank you

                                                                                              • Captain Villain88
                                                                                                Captain Villain88  3 days back

                                                                                                0:47 is that fucking tiny box Tim?!.

                                                                                                • BP Lup
                                                                                                  BP Lup  3 days back

                                                                                                  "Closer bond with your pets."