Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

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  • Published: 15 November 2017
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    Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
    Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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    To make the pie:
    Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
    Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
    But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
    Add two eggs
    Add 3/4 cup of sugar
    Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
    2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
    (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
    Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
    Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
    Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
    Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
    Reduce it to 350.
    Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
    Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
    Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.
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Comments • 2 662

  • m’ lady
    m’ lady  5 days back

    im sorry but why are the eggs in the bag

    • Rat
      Rat  5 days back

      that scratch on the pie is triggering my ocd

      • Frosty Voidz
        Frosty Voidz  1 weeks back

        0:13 I think he just did this shot in reverse when editing

        • Smokin We’d
          Smokin We’d  1 weeks back

          Is it ok to make the recipe without pumpkins. Pumpkins don’t like me

          • shadow foxy
            shadow foxy  1 weeks back

            I do not suck at cooking bitch

            • Rebecca Carlson
              Rebecca Carlson  3 weeks back

              I HAVE SPENT SO MANY HOURS WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS, AND I LOVE IT, IT.IS.12:00 PM

              • Danny Devito
                Danny Devito  3 weeks back

                the real question is:
                What's better?:
                Maximum Crispy Crustitude
                or
                Maximum Meltitude?

                • scorppoison
                  scorppoison  4 weeks back

                  I came from a linked video on discord to say, holy crap what are you smoking! XD
                  I love it!

                  • Garden Warrior
                    Garden Warrior  4 weeks back

                    Lol, funny

                    • TemperedSyCi
                      TemperedSyCi  1 months back

                      Lost it at the pumpkin pie spice part.

                      • macey -
                        macey -  1 months back

                        Clean the oven


                        Pls. Just a little

                        • Issa Tomato
                          Issa Tomato  1 months back

                          My Technology Livelihood Education class had us make pumpkin pie recently with an innovation in it (ours was cinnamon since it wasnt in the original recipe). When it was in the oven, I was playing with a peice of leftover dough my groupmates overkneaded and dropped on the floor, and my stupid self tasted some of it. It was salty. Very salty. At that moment I knew the pie would be a disaster but chose to say nothing. When it came out we cut a peice for our teacher, gave it to her, and the rest of the pie we ate. The crust tasted like playdough and the filling tasteless clay. Altogether it was salty, mushy, and warm. I did not like it. I only ate it because I spent most of lunch washing dishes and was hungry. Our teacher told us to come back for it at dismissal to clean up and to finish the pies, I forgot to come back and didnt really care when I realised that because I already washed almost all of the dishes beforehand. So what is to learn from this anecdote? Check your measurements carefully and dont overdo the salt. Yes it enhances flavor but to much of a good thing is bad. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

                          • FantasticFungus
                            FantasticFungus  1 months back

                            imagine dropping a bulldog and it splits into a horde of chihuahuas

                            • bdpa kaknox
                              bdpa kaknox  1 months back

                              @2:53 What is blurred out there?

                              • Style Snivy
                                Style Snivy  1 months back

                                Fricken wow

                                • Tony Miloslavskiy
                                  Tony Miloslavskiy  1 months back

                                  *" C R I S P Y C R U S T I T U D E "*

                                  • Z man Luke
                                    Z man Luke  1 months back

                                    I could watch your channel all day. Lol hilarious content. 🤙🏽

                                    • Actual Tomato
                                      Actual Tomato  2 months back

                                      I don't know why but that beginning fucking killed me

                                      • Adventures with Conrad
                                        Adventures with Conrad  2 months back

                                        You are the freaking best!

                                        • dokkalex
                                          dokkalex  2 months back

                                          2:13 *NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT*

                                          • Kayagorzan
                                            Kayagorzan  2 months back

                                            2:53 why the blur tho?

                                            • Person of marshmallow
                                              Person of marshmallow  2 months back

                                              Nooo I kept my laughter in until you said rim job 😂😂😂😂

                                              • Hushh
                                                Hushh  2 months back

                                                I did what you said to do to get the pumpkin but i ended up getting a watermelon :( is it because i live in a desert? should i switch locations to find a wild Pumpkin?

                                                • Farawell C
                                                  Farawell C  2 months back

                                                  The dead leaves are pretty.

                                                  • comp lexity
                                                    comp lexity  2 months back

                                                    *Sees the volcano*
                                                    *Confused screaming*

                                                    • zachfrack 29
                                                      zachfrack 29  2 months back

                                                      Did your mom teach you the rim job meathod or did you find it your self....

                                                      • Lemon XDboi
                                                        Lemon XDboi  2 months back

                                                        Your old asf Grandpa: 0:08
                                                        You: **tries to hold in laugh**
                                                        XD its relatable to me idk abt yall

                                                        • TheMiningTeam
                                                          TheMiningTeam  3 months back

                                                          2:38 It's weird to think about the fact that the electric oven, a normal household appliance, has a heating element that gets red hot, and we never think about it.

                                                          • Maxwell Farris
                                                            Maxwell Farris  3 months back

                                                            You rolled that pumpkin hella far.

                                                            • pink underling
                                                              pink underling  3 months back

                                                              *_CRUSTICLES_* ... is this a new word now

                                                              • where’s my cat
                                                                where’s my cat  3 months back

                                                                did anyone else see some parts of his kitchen censored

                                                                • Danča Defucker
                                                                  Danča Defucker  3 months back

                                                                  Omg i am on your maraton, love your videos man❤️

                                                                  • Quincii
                                                                    Quincii  3 months back

                                                                    that pumpkin was very well trained. There’s a chance that pumpkin was a pet. hopefully the owners never find out.

                                                                    • makaan1932
                                                                      makaan1932  3 months back

                                                                      This channel - where were you all my life

                                                                      • Clinton MP
                                                                        Clinton MP  3 months back

                                                                        He's like Babbish and How to Basic's love child 😂

                                                                        • BLITZER
                                                                          BLITZER  3 months back

                                                                          Pumpkin,pumpkin,pumpkin, pie, get in the season where everything dies,shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin pumpkin pie,my heart is sunk an shoulders thump because I can get enough pumpkin PIE,PIE,PIE,PIE!

                                                                          • Pika Memez
                                                                            Pika Memez  3 months back

                                                                            And the sad thing is that when u combine these spices together and compare it to the pumpkin pie spice..

                                                                            *tastes*


                                                                            *so we are going to use 1/4 of pumpkin pie spice*

                                                                            • Ying the Eevee
                                                                              Ying the Eevee  4 months back

                                                                              you can do the alton brown method and toast the whole spices yourself before grinding them in a mortar and pestle and adding them to the pie filling.

                                                                              • Jenna Bartschi
                                                                                Jenna Bartschi  4 months back

                                                                                Four twenty fundo

                                                                                • Audrey Bales
                                                                                  Audrey Bales  4 months back

                                                                                  I love how his channel is called 'You suck at cooking' yet he's a really good cook. 😂

                                                                                  • foolish principalitee
                                                                                    foolish principalitee  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Audrey Bales nononono _you_ suck at cooking. He’s here to help you suck less

                                                                                • TonytheCapeGuy
                                                                                  TonytheCapeGuy  4 months back

                                                                                  Crispy crustitude is amongst my favorite expressions now thanks!

                                                                                  • [GD] Honor
                                                                                    [GD] Honor  4 months back

                                                                                    Am I the only one who thinks this is daily dose of internet. But just cooking shit instead of everything else

                                                                                    • xPastell _Tears
                                                                                      xPastell _Tears  4 months back

                                                                                      Psh. You could've just put a pumpkin, egg, and sugar on a crafting table.

                                                                                      Lol noob.

                                                                                      • 067542 800097651
                                                                                        067542 800097651  4 months back

                                                                                        Squeeze the cow condomint into the mix
                                                                                        Then somethin bout a rimjob

                                                                                        • YeetGod Productions
                                                                                          YeetGod Productions  4 months back

                                                                                          The sound that he made to call the pumpkin got me crying🤣🤣

                                                                                          • M M
                                                                                            M M  4 months back

                                                                                            If you don’t volcano whip cream your pumpkin pie, you ain’t doing it right.

                                                                                            • CanadianMaple Munoz
                                                                                              CanadianMaple Munoz  4 months back

                                                                                              You are da *T R U E P U M P K I N M A S T E R A N D W H I S P E R E R.*

                                                                                              • Abdihafid Hussein
                                                                                                Abdihafid Hussein  4 months back

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