Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

As a former rower.....I am actually offended..

“ You try to figure THAT one out” LOL

Jullian Assange did not attack the US military and this skit isn't funny as they are torturing him.

The “let’s get nuts” should’ve killed. It’s from Batman 1990. Iconic movie line.

Sorry the Mueller report was not a "big fat zero " .

I guess Aunt Becky didn’t watch her daughter new video she made yesterday. You know why because she in jail.

Lmao the best part was takashi just throwing up his arms and smiling when he's introduced . That's fucking awesome lol

Keenan has lost so much weight!

Keaton for ever

“everyone here hates each other. this is not a fun place to be”
6ix9ine: yes it is

“You think this is hell I’ve done 68 Hallmark movies I’ve been through hell man and in most of those movies I arrived Santa’s son so I’ve lost all sense of reality” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“She’s a influencer on Instagram” I’m actually dying 😂😂😂😂

I wouldn't change a thing on this skit

Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig are hands down the best of SNL they are I would say in league with the 1980s cast

Free Julian

Nice Batman 89 quote

#Trump2020 and Above ALL #JesusISTheTruth 💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏

#JesusISTheTruth 💯🙏

Lol #Trump2020 not a fuckin troll but There is something many people are missing about this whole impeachment scam. Yes, the democratic party knows no one from their party can beat President Trump... however, the REAL big reason pelosi came out as soon as Vindman told eric c.i.-a  (cant spell the full) and made the "wh..istle..b.low..er" complaint, Pelosi found out that Trump was trying to investigate the major corruption in Ukraine, Pelosi came out before the phone transcript  was released and said "we are going to move forward with impeachment"..... BECAUSE HER SON, MITT ROMNEYS SON, BIDENS SON, JOHN KERRYS STEP SON, were ALL on CORRUPT boards in Ukraine having to do with "energy" , and pelosi had multiple shares in her son's energy company in Ukraine . Also, Obama, Clinton, and Biden Sr. were all in cahoots with this, as many other corrupt acts that haven't been brought to the mainstream media yet.  Epstein and Clinton connection is HUGE.. not on mainstream media though? Strzok, page comey, brennan, clapper, vindman, eric c.i.. , schiff (who got paid a few million for something, and lies everyday) pelosi, and MANY MORE, know that Trump/Barr/Durham know what they've done and that they're in big trouble. They're in complete panic mode.  When the truth comes out, the fake news will not be able to spin it anymore. The main reason they're trying to impeach him, like they have been trying since before he was even inaugurated, is because they're TERRIFIED of the corruption he his exposing. #wwg1wga #Trump2020 and Above ALL #JesusISTheTruth 💯💯💯💯 may you TRULY find Him now, God bless 🙏🙏🙏

I LOVE KEATON

Goooooooddd

“Communications” lol I died.

Coulda sworn Keaton was Rick Rubin with the beard lol

Talent still good on SNL, but man does the writing suck.

I see Scud all over this one. Scud the blowfish hahaha

The ridiculous thing is that Lori Loughlin could've just given her daughter a million dollars. When you have the power to just grant your child millionaire status, why pay for college at all?

THE LETS GET NUTS LINE IS FROM BATMAN YEAHHHH!!

He’s in jail for snitching

why are they wearing scrubs

Ok, this was absolutely hilarious 😂

Disapointing video. Julian Assange is a hero.

New guy keeps looking at the camera.

Is pete davidson funny?

Melissa Villasenor. hahaha.

1:08 this is a reference to the College Admissions sketch!

What a let down. I really needed to laugh.

Anyone notice that the video is 6:09?

"You belong to the Nation of Islam?!"

….."Yeah, I bought my way in for 100 grand." lolol

this is fucking bonkers. lol

Lmfaoooooo priceless

5:10 “So, you wanna get nuts? C’Mon let’s get nuts!”

Someone who leaks information in the hopes of keeping a better informed society is somehow worse than someone who ran scams?!?!?!

Mr. Assange, let me ask you something. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

McKinnon.....my sweet....sweet beauty, I love you so much ❤

She’s an arrogant pos her daughter didn’t even want to attend college, so the hard working poor student gets fucked again thanks white privilege.

LMAO

$500k for bribing
$300k for tuition
And her daughter took a major in Communications. Now her daughter is a YouTube vlogger and an Instagram influencer. That is tragic.

“You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts!!!”