Joe Biden Cold Open - SNL


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  • jay dowd
    jay dowd  18 hours back

    I'm Joe's age and Joe talks like my grandpa.

    • Ray Woodward
      Ray Woodward  1 days back

      The definition of Malarky = cognitive dissonance!🤪

      • Crusty G
        Crusty G  2 days back

        Would be wild if dude actually came alive like that. Meth lol

        • Thunder, lightning and fire

          Creepy Joe

          • Michelle Crippen
            Michelle Crippen  2 days back

            You mean "interact with ....small children"

            • Christopher Liebler
              Christopher Liebler  2 days back

              s slimy
              n no nothing
              l losers

              • Rohit Mohite
                Rohit Mohite  2 days back

                Joe Biden doesn't have this much energy, more like 100th of it on his good day

                • drdlin
                  drdlin  2 days back

                  Cecily has great legs....

                  • sandra wilkinson
                    sandra wilkinson  3 days back

                    He's a decrepit loser.

                    • Laurie Taylor
                      Laurie Taylor  3 days back

                      Biden always acts like he is in the middle of a cocktail party. No cares and no interest in other peoples feelings.

                      • Jo Bckts
                        Jo Bckts  3 days back

                        Biden might be a clown, but he is Billionaire. Obama new nobody kills O, Joe too pathetic to Putus.

                        • ralph gman
                          ralph gman  3 days back

                          What a perv

                          • Anonymous1803
                            Anonymous1803  3 days back

                            Biden recently said he likes to have kids jump on his lap ! Wtf is wrong with this creeper

                            • glassaxe2012
                              glassaxe2012  3 days back

                              Next skit should definitely include the push-up contest.

                              • teddy pendergrass
                                teddy pendergrass  3 days back

                                " ... I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and pull and rub my leg down so it was straight, and watch the hair come back up again ..I learned about kids jumping up my lap. And I love kids jumping up my lap."

                                • Dennis Ryan
                                  Dennis Ryan  3 days back

                                  Even SNL can't make this colossal douchbag appear to be funny

                                  • dewey cheaten and how
                                    dewey cheaten and how  4 days back

                                    Joe Biden/Chris Hansen-2020!

                                    • exitiumLupus
                                      exitiumLupus  4 days back

                                      Yeah, sure, biden with all this energy and that good speech flow... cmon...

                                      • Scott Stooksbury
                                        Scott Stooksbury  4 days back

                                        Terrible impersonator of BIDEN!

                                        • Madabird
                                          Madabird  5 days back

                                          Almost a good sketch. The subject was inappropriate behaviour and instead of displaying Trump's history with it you did a cheap shot to half the country with 0 humor attached. This is why people hate you.

                                          • 2Q2Q
                                            2Q2Q  5 days back

                                            Biden: i love kids feeling down my legs, jumping on my lap..... little roaches ive been learning... 😅

                                            • I'm your REAL dad.
                                              I'm your REAL dad.  5 days back

                                              I learned about roaches watching this video.

                                              • Leonard Garces
                                                Leonard Garces  5 days back

                                                Funny how the comedy shows and the fake media never show Biden molesting young children the way he does. They focus you on similar behavior that is less disturbing, like how he sniffs a women's hair which is what they poke fun at him about. The spell they cast is "Ha Ha, no big deal, he is just a harmless funny old man". The child molesting aspect of his behavior is totally removed from your consciousness in this way and most people don't see it.

                                                • de Jay
                                                  de Jay  6 days back

                                                  Worst biden

                                                  • Nismo Kid
                                                    Nismo Kid  6 days back

                                                    Joe Biden will never have my vote.. creepy dude.

                                                    • Oliver Phippen
                                                      Oliver Phippen  6 days back

                                                      Have SNL do this
                                                      Joe  admitted it 

                                                      User Clip: Joe Biden Confesses to Extortion, Bribery, Foreign ...

                                                      The New York Times .was the only  entity  to  investigated  and they are not a legal source and of course  found   no evidence that Joe  did any thing wrong   except the appearance  of impropriety  ?

                                                      But there is admitted proof that he still Extorted Ukraine  and its on tape  ??

                                                      Obama’s  AG, Eric Holder is missing from the discussion because   he was NOT  asked to investigate Bidens  interaction nor did he voluntarily  do this on his own ??, 

                                                      “ Burisma Gas company” had to pay money to the president of Ukraine thus the job for Hunter 

                                                      Joe Biden's was successful in his effort to fire the corrupt weak prosecutor ... 

                                                      Bob Bauer, former Obama White House counsel and Biden adviser, said that even pressuring Hunter Biden to quit the board would have constituted a breach of that firewall, and suggested that was one of the reasons the vice president chose not to do it. 

                                                      “We weren’t pressing Ukraine to get rid of a tough prosecutor, we were pursuing Ukraine to replace a weak prosecutor who wouldn’t do his job,” Mr. Biden said

                                                      In early 2016, Burisma  lobbied the  US  State Department  to pressure the Ukrainian government to end a corruption investigation into Burisma and Joe Biden's son Hunter - 

                                                      Joe Biden carried out the Obama administration and Burisma's wishes by threatening to withhold U.S. taxpayer aid unless a certain prosecutor was fired.

                                                      Throughout its entirety, the Obama administration attempted to criminalize political opposition, first by an illegal misuse of the IRS targeting conservative groups, and when they were caught began misusing the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act database in 2012 to spy on American citizens. Obama appointed numerous former communists and red diaper babies     

                                                      A red diaper baby is a child of a member of the Communist Party, typically the American Communist Party in the 1940s and 1950s when the movement had a chance of gaining power in the United States.

                                                      The term was popularized in  a sympathetic book about them published in 1998, called "Red Diapers: Growing Up in the Communist Left" (Edited by Judy Kaplan and Linn Shapiro) to important administration positions,  and he abused his presidential power several times during his presidency.

                                                      • Richie of Tampa
                                                        Richie of Tampa  7 days back

                                                        The voice doesn't add to the parody.

                                                        • Greg Garcia
                                                          Greg Garcia  7 days back

                                                          Unlike Trumps voters, the Dems actually care? Give me a brake. I know it's a joke but that was a unwarranted low blow on that majority of Americans that voted for trump.

                                                          • Newport-Mesa Audiology

                                                            Creepy uncle joe who acts like a freind but really is a foe

                                                          • Joel Stuart
                                                            Joel Stuart  7 days back

                                                            Joe Biden is so creepy Bernie Sanders is the best chance to beat Trump period.

                                                            • Spider-Man and his amazing friends!

                                                              Okay Joe, you're allowed to do the Dirty Dance lift

                                                              • Simon Koshka
                                                                Simon Koshka  7 days back

                                                                Remember when SNL used to be funny?

                                                                • Junior Samples
                                                                  Junior Samples  7 days back


                                                                  • timsgta
                                                                    timsgta  7 days back

                                                                    Shes soooooo sexy. Love her on that triscuits commercial...

                                                                    • DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                                      DirtyWhiteBoy  1 weeks back

                                                                      SNL: Sorry-ass Nobody Losers

                                                                      • Orcinus1967
                                                                        Orcinus1967  1 weeks back

                                                                        "Better than when I said Amtrak would win." Classic.

                                                                        • 68air
                                                                          68air  1 weeks back

                                                                          Kids used to come up and stroke my....

                                                                          • toasty life
                                                                            toasty life  1 weeks back

                                                                            Lol Biden doesn't have a tenth of that energy.

                                                                            • Jr Montoya
                                                                              Jr Montoya  1 weeks back

                                                                              Here after the Blonde leg hair, Roach, kids on lap speech. 😂

                                                                              • Edrao Morc
                                                                                Edrao Morc  1 weeks back

                                                                                Compared to what Biden actually says and does, this makes him look good.

                                                                                • Adam Hodges
                                                                                  Adam Hodges  7 days back

                                                                                  I think that may be the point.

                                                                              • Chelsea Jones
                                                                                Chelsea Jones  1 weeks back

                                                                                I’ve never noticed Kate looking at the cue cards so much before

                                                                                • Izzywizzy
                                                                                  Izzywizzy  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I think they got it wrong this time. Biden stutters through things way more then this showed also he does not have that much energy.....ever.

                                                                                  • tom smith
                                                                                    tom smith  1 weeks back


                                                                                    • Caligirl13
                                                                                      Caligirl13  1 weeks back

                                                                                      This guys voice is too deep for creeper joe

                                                                                      • James Calloway
                                                                                        James Calloway  1 weeks back

                                                                                        "unlike his voters your voters actually care" - Strong is so biased. She can't help it.

                                                                                        • S K
                                                                                          S K  7 days back

                                                                                          James Calloway you are just mad because the memory of your last erection fades further and further into obscurity with each passing day.

                                                                                          Thanks for putting a hole in the ozone layer and saddling us with $23T in debt.

                                                                                        • James Calloway
                                                                                          James Calloway  7 days back

                                                                                          @S K when you're losing in chess .. assuming you know how to play .. and you are losing do you just toss the board up into the air and stomp off ?

                                                                                        • James Calloway
                                                                                          James Calloway  7 days back

                                                                                          @S K lol. Thanks for self identifying as a dumbass.

                                                                                        • S K
                                                                                          S K  7 days back

                                                                                          James Calloway ok boomer

                                                                                1 weeks back

                                                                                        What the F is this shit..... Not going to spend money on any of these actor projects. SNL is Dead...

                                                                                        • gz1234z
                                                                                          gz1234z  1 weeks back

                                                                                          More evidence from the horses mouth Joe Biden that he is a pervert and should be in jail instead of running for president. Biden molests little girls as seen on many videos. Who know what he does behind closed doors. Do not forget, Biden has a problem of putting his foot in his mouth. He has bragged about using a billion taxpayer dollars for UKraine to force or bribe them to fire the prosecutor looking into corruption of Hunter Biden and the gas company he was on. This is quid pro quo. This is BRIBERY. However, that does not matter to DemonRATS or the propaganda media, because Sleepy Pervert Joe is on their team.

                                                                                          • James Calloway
                                                                                            James Calloway  1 weeks back

                                                                                            "Biden: "And by the way you know I sit on the stand and it get hot and I got a lotta I got hairy legs that turn that that that turn uh uh uh um blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I've loved kids jumping on my lap."

                                                                                            So, Trump for 4 more years it is.