Dog Steals A Man's Wife

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  • Zesty God Rhys
    Zesty God Rhys  4 hours back

    This is what Humans developed feet for.

    • Michael Moya
      Michael Moya  2 days back

      1:30 she's brings the boys out of the house to fuck

      • America Love it Or leave it

        Well my dog is the exact same way. My ex has been shot and done time in prison but my 25lb dog sends him running.

        • Jack of Blades
          Jack of Blades  6 days back

          A man would put that dog down

          • EchoVR
            EchoVR  2 weeks back

            That guy's got an awful lot of very concerning iron crosses on his fedora there...

            • gruesome
              gruesome  2 weeks back

              Who’s this scared of a six pound dog

              • Qepto
                Qepto  2 weeks back

                This man is being CUCKED... BY A *FUCKING TERRIER*

                • LivingMadness
                  LivingMadness  3 weeks back

                  He just drowns the snake at the end

                  • Maddox Williams
                    Maddox Williams  3 weeks back

                    this video is pure gold

                    • uncooked chicken
                      uncooked chicken  3 weeks back

                      Sure cooked me.

                      • Chain Gigan
                        Chain Gigan  3 weeks back

                        Yeet the dog or yeet yourself out of the marriage.

                        • AZRsplitz
                          AZRsplitz  4 weeks back

                          Calling a snake a pussy... only on MoistCritikal.

                          • Sam Dupree
                            Sam Dupree  4 weeks back

                            At 2:16 did that bitch really eat dog food with the dog????

                            • Almighty Shrek
                              Almighty Shrek  1 months back

                              If I was Phil I'd punt that little shit across the house

                              • Makas
                                Makas  1 months back

                                1:31 you aren't slick with that editing Charlie

                                • ǫɪɪɴs. -
                                  ǫɪɪɴs. -  1 months back

                                  1:29 : takes him out of the house to.....

                                  • PhaseStalker
                                    PhaseStalker  1 months back

                                    Just smack the dog what kinda shit is this lmao

                                    • Mugen
                                      Mugen  1 months back

                                      They shoud make a reality show about my life i am literally an indecisive couchpotato without a drivers licence at 22, but i am a member of mensa with an IQ of 146 MonkaS

                                      • N X I S E
                                        N X I S E  1 months back

                                        1:29 "Victoria gets the boys out of the house to fuck."

                                        • William Maurice
                                          William Maurice  2 months back

                                          So, like every yuppie marriage?
                                          This looks like something that would be on MTV or TLC.
                                          If he didn't approach the dog like that and maybe earn its trust, that or punt the fucking thing into a ceiling fan.

                                          • Dj Davis
                                            Dj Davis  2 months back

                                            U talked over the vid 2 much

                                            • EMPEROR_ZAVIN
                                              EMPEROR_ZAVIN  2 months back

                                              My asshole is itchy

                                              • Isaiah Comfort
                                                Isaiah Comfort  2 months back

                                                I would've divorced her in two weeks if she didnt get rid of this dog. I've had dogs since i was 3. Your an absolute loser if you're competing with one and losing. At one point she said the dog suffers because of him. I swear this women would make her husband sleep outside instead of the dog. I would've called Dr Phil to ship her to the ranch.

                                                • Sean
                                                  Sean  2 months back

                                                  😂 omg I died when I was the size of the dog. Dude it's the size of a football, how tf is that getting in the way. Just lay on thr fucker.

                                                  • Martin Tavares
                                                    Martin Tavares  2 months back

                                                    "They get the paws out of the house to fuck"- 1:30

                                                    • Kayden Burress
                                                      Kayden Burress  2 months back

                                                      Fuck that little dog, I would punt that thing.

                                                      • Sullivan Curran
                                                        Sullivan Curran  2 months back

                                                        Id have kicked a fuckin fieldgoal with that fuckin rat of a dog

                                                        • William Blackfyre
                                                          William Blackfyre  2 months back

                                                          Phil is a pussy....fuck the dog and establish dominace.

                                                          • Beezy King
                                                            Beezy King  2 months back

                                                            Lmmfao funniest one yet.

                                                            • Alden Ze German
                                                              Alden Ze German  2 months back

                                                              I have a dog that looks exactly like that

                                                              • The Boyzzz
                                                                The Boyzzz  2 months back

                                                                Bee Movie 2

                                                                • luanblue3
                                                                  luanblue3  2 months back

                                                                  When the lady leaves the room punch or kick the little rat dog as hard as you can and it won’t bother you ever again :)

                                                                  Disobedient animals like that just need to be shown who’s alpha.
                                                                  P.S. I could give less of a shit about your “FUR BABY” OH NO

                                                                  • Maggie E
                                                                    Maggie E  2 months back

                                                                    Bailey would be adorable if he wasn’t a menace lol

                                                                    • Sparky Donovan
                                                                      Sparky Donovan  2 months back

                                                                      WTF Snakes eyes don’t detect that it’s venomous or not, fucking idiot

                                                                      • Capn. Clooch
                                                                        Capn. Clooch  2 months back

                                                                        Watch as if when they get divorced Phill is forced to take the dog

                                                                        • DrSlee
                                                                          DrSlee  2 months back

                                                                          Just eat the dog

                                                                          • Hiep Ninh
                                                                            Hiep Ninh  2 months back

                                                                            just grab a stick and smack that dog, problem solve

                                                                            • Ruby's K9s
                                                                              Ruby's K9s  2 months back

                                                                              she's the fucking worst dog trainer out there. Coming from someone who is even more of a dog trainer than that "professional" XDD

                                                                              • Joseph Halbohn
                                                                                Joseph Halbohn  2 months back

                                                                                Don’t underestimate a yorkie I have a nasty scar on my shin from an angry spoiled yorkie. What they lack in size and strength they make up for in sheer confidence and viciousness

                                                                                • ProjectCrip
                                                                                  ProjectCrip  2 months back

                                                                                  18 year old holly is her real name you dip shit

                                                                                  • Dyl McCy
                                                                                    Dyl McCy  2 months back

                                                                                    Here’s a little song we’re hoping will win a few Oscars. It’s called my sister, my wife.

                                                                                    Sounds bout right for out in alabama

                                                                                    • Gabriel Kröeger
                                                                                      Gabriel Kröeger  2 months back

                                                                                      Just sit on it till it stops struggling... Then throw on Netflix

                                                                                      • War Kitty
                                                                                        War Kitty  2 months back

                                                                                        That dog just fucking hate phil.
                                                                                        As if he is the anchovy on pizza.

                                                                                        • War Kitty
                                                                                          War Kitty  2 months back

                                                                                          ...or the pineapple, but I like pineapple on pizza, so go screw yourself.

                                                                                      • IN-JEAN -IUS
                                                                                        IN-JEAN -IUS  2 months back

                                                                                        OH! By the heavens! This looks like a job for the Quit It! Activate his self destruct sequence phill!

                                                                                        • Doctor Bag PhD
                                                                                          Doctor Bag PhD  3 months back

                                                                                          That shit about the snake's eyes is complete nonsense, I personally own a round-eyed venomous snake. Slitted pupils = awake at night, round pupils = awake during the day. That's literally all you can tell from that.

                                                                                          • noah8877
                                                                                            noah8877  3 months back

                                                                                            bille.!

                                                                                            • Patrick Star
                                                                                              Patrick Star  3 months back

                                                                                              BEFORE THE VIDEO I GOT A FUCKING DOG *FITNESS* AD.

                                                                                              • Ꙟ this guy hates Jewish people

                                                                                                That man is a failure. That dog is too small to actually injure a grown man, just snatch it up by the nape and slap it for disobedience. It's a dog, you need to assert your dominance. If it's hostile to you, respond with the same.