Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL

is that george watsky

I can see why they cut this. Besides being unfunny, this sketch barely addresses the topicality of the discrimination that punishes Asians for being too smart and too hard-working while simultaneously rewarding other minorities for deficiencies in the same qualities. Elizabeth Warren can call herself an American Indian - despite being blonde-haired and blue-eyed and less Indian than the average "white" person walking around on the street - and gain a teaching position at Harvard because of it. Barack Obama's admittance to Harvard was probably made easier because he was black (one of the reasons, I suspect, he's declined to make his university records public). His wife admitted that her attendance at Princeton was partly a consequence of affirmative action.

Include parts where underqualified minorities get in for sob stories while white and asian qualified students get overlooked

anyone else hear that gasp at 4:43 in the audience

You can only imagine what USC does illegally for real athletes....what a scam

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY SO VERY VERY FUNNY SO VERY FUNNY HAHA

deborah why are you doing this to us




XD i love deborah so much that girl is slyyyyy

The count chocolata part got me. 😂

god this show became so fucking unfunny lmao

Damn, they cut that

It's funny because once their parents got them in the school they did fine

That blonde girl, wasn't she on Tyler Perry?

Funny but sad and true

I love how they made fun of transgender athletes

GOD, KENAN IS FAT..... 😐😐😐






can't he realize he's been on TOO long? if he was REALLY talented, he'd have moved on to Hollywood A LONG time ago. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

i see the actor that looked like my 6 grade Social Studies teacher

😂

This is a good one

This was hilarious 😆

“Why are you doing this to us Deborah”

SNL is not funny at all anymore, literally didn’t laugh once 😐

Any other people just watching this sketch because their apps are in and there's nothing else to do?

😂😂

The gay native american joke was over the top.

LMAO she was under cover!

*you mean this whole time she wasn't Asian?!*

In lieu is instead of. In light of is in light of.

Cuna de lobos

Lol. I like how the abbreviation for Admissions Police is AP😂

“You mean this whole time she really wasn’t Asian”

so a leftist weird way of protecting colleges to realize they are banning asians just cause they work harder than the lazy sjws.

It only got interesting when they brought up the whole Asian thing. Should have based the whole skit around that. Example: the Asian candidates get more heavily scrutinized.

SNAILS LMAO

yeah they tried to make a point but they were afraid to say what they really mean.

Snails r important let jackie in plese

Is this a trap?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had a Keebler cookie in my mouth when they talked about the Keebler girl

TRUE HOLLYWOOD is exactly the same - SO MANY STARS are related to either Casting Directors, other actors or directors - It's disgusting - sick really.

2.7 GPA here... but I’m maintaining 3.0 in college, and that seems to be going up this semester. I feel like it just depends on the courses. Math and science is horrible for me, but all the English courses I’m taking and my theater electives are great. I know this sketch is a joke, but not all low GPA’s are bad students! They just need something they like

Is she holding an xfinity remote??😂😂😂

My mother is German and my dad is count chocula

Poor Luisa lmao

I would imagine this is what really happens

“....He’s got all the stubbing out of his system” 😂 😂 I died

“ I would be the first person in my family to go to college.....It’s not a race” LMAOOOOOOO

Omg Sandra Oh ....did not see that coming

as someone who just got accepted to USC, I'm glad I got in

The class of 2023 is currently 14 and 15 soo...

Who’s that chick in the green?