Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL


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  • Eva Gelman
    Eva Gelman  2 days back

    is that george watsky

    • RenShiWu
      RenShiWu  2 days back

      I can see why they cut this. Besides being unfunny, this sketch barely addresses the topicality of the discrimination that punishes Asians for being too smart and too hard-working while simultaneously rewarding other minorities for deficiencies in the same qualities. Elizabeth Warren can call herself an American Indian - despite being blonde-haired and blue-eyed and less Indian than the average "white" person walking around on the street - and gain a teaching position at Harvard because of it. Barack Obama's admittance to Harvard was probably made easier because he was black (one of the reasons, I suspect, he's declined to make his university records public). His wife admitted that her attendance at Princeton was partly a consequence of affirmative action.

      • Andrew Mijacika
        Andrew Mijacika  2 days back

        Include parts where underqualified minorities get in for sob stories while white and asian qualified students get overlooked

        • beams098
          beams098  1 weeks back

          anyone else hear that gasp at 4:43 in the audience

          • akaitsmedre
            akaitsmedre  2 weeks back

            You can only imagine what USC does illegally for real athletes....what a scam

            • Pandakade
              Pandakade  2 weeks back


              • Confuzed Cookie
                Confuzed Cookie  2 weeks back

                deborah why are you doing this to us

                XD i love deborah so much that girl is slyyyyy

                • TheRealScottG
                  TheRealScottG  2 weeks back

                  The count chocolata part got me. 😂

                  • Dr Duck
                    Dr Duck  2 weeks back

                    god this show became so fucking unfunny lmao

                    • Anthony Dion
                      Anthony Dion  2 weeks back

                      Damn, they cut that

                      • to_the_batmobile_
                        to_the_batmobile_  2 weeks back

                        It's funny because once their parents got them in the school they did fine

                        • Lauren Harris
                          Lauren Harris  2 weeks back

                          That blonde girl, wasn't she on Tyler Perry?

                          • Thor The God Of Thunder, Hoes, and Beer

                            Funny but sad and true

                            • Tranquil Oogway
                              Tranquil Oogway  2 weeks back

                              I love how they made fun of transgender athletes

                              • Roary Calhoun426
                                Roary Calhoun426  2 weeks back

                                GOD, KENAN IS FAT..... 😐😐😐

                                can't he realize he's been on TOO long? if he was REALLY talented, he'd have moved on to Hollywood A LONG time ago. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

                              • JMD.23
                                JMD.23  2 weeks back

                                i see the actor that looked like my 6 grade Social Studies teacher

                                • sis.smmrbrze
                                  sis.smmrbrze  3 weeks back


                                  • Patrick Meier
                                    Patrick Meier  3 weeks back

                                    This is a good one

                                    • idle FLUX
                                      idle FLUX  3 weeks back

                                      This was hilarious 😆

                                      • Dead House Mouse
                                        Dead House Mouse  3 weeks back

                                        “Why are you doing this to us Deborah”

                                        • NorCal Rider
                                          NorCal Rider  3 weeks back

                                          SNL is not funny at all anymore, literally didn’t laugh once 😐

                                          • Lewi Yonas
                                            Lewi Yonas  4 days back

                                            Snl pretty funny
                                            i guess some people got different things they find funny

                                        • Creative Corinne
                                          Creative Corinne  4 weeks back

                                          Any other people just watching this sketch because their apps are in and there's nothing else to do?

                                          • Johnice I'Vonna
                                            Johnice I'Vonna  4 weeks back


                                            • Tina Huston
                                              Tina Huston  4 weeks back

                                              The gay native american joke was over the top.

                                            • Renz Davis
                                              Renz Davis  4 weeks back

                                              LMAO she was under cover!

                                              *you mean this whole time she wasn't Asian?!*

                                              • atlgator
                                                atlgator  4 weeks back

                                                In lieu is instead of. In light of is in light of.

                                                • Olga Acosta
                                                  Olga Acosta  4 weeks back

                                                  Cuna de lobos

                                                • Michael Hammer
                                                  Michael Hammer  4 weeks back

                                                  Lol. I like how the abbreviation for Admissions Police is AP😂

                                                  • Danieru Pieru
                                                    Danieru Pieru  4 weeks back

                                                    “You mean this whole time she really wasn’t Asian”

                                                  • roger smith
                                                    roger smith  4 weeks back

                                                    so a leftist weird way of protecting colleges to realize they are banning asians just cause they work harder than the lazy sjws.

                                                    • Trev Barlow
                                                      Trev Barlow  4 weeks back

                                                      It only got interesting when they brought up the whole Asian thing. Should have based the whole skit around that. Example: the Asian candidates get more heavily scrutinized.

                                                      • Faith Cuevo
                                                        Faith Cuevo  4 weeks back

                                                        SNAILS LMAO

                                                        • EmptyWalletMultimedia
                                                          EmptyWalletMultimedia  1 months back

                                                          yeah they tried to make a point but they were afraid to say what they really mean.

                                                          • grace tl
                                                            grace tl  1 months back

                                                            Snails r important let jackie in plese

                                                            • Yomi Odeseye
                                                              Yomi Odeseye  1 months back

                                                              Is this a trap?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                              • John Lock
                                                                John Lock  1 months back

                                                                I had a Keebler cookie in my mouth when they talked about the Keebler girl

                                                                • john smith
                                                                  john smith  1 months back

                                                                  TRUE HOLLYWOOD is exactly the same - SO MANY STARS are related to either Casting Directors, other actors or directors - It's disgusting - sick really.

                                                                  • Aiber Lane
                                                                    Aiber Lane  4 weeks back

                                                                    Emma Roberts comes to mind.

                                                                • Scarlet_Widow
                                                                  Scarlet_Widow  1 months back

                                                                  2.7 GPA here... but I’m maintaining 3.0 in college, and that seems to be going up this semester. I feel like it just depends on the courses. Math and science is horrible for me, but all the English courses I’m taking and my theater electives are great. I know this sketch is a joke, but not all low GPA’s are bad students! They just need something they like

                                                                  • Haze
                                                                    Haze  1 months back

                                                                    Is she holding an xfinity remote??😂😂😂

                                                                    • what ?
                                                                      what ?  1 months back

                                                                      My mother is German and my dad is count chocula

                                                                      • Christopher Patrick
                                                                        Christopher Patrick  1 months back

                                                                        Poor Luisa lmao

                                                                        • Brandon Lucia
                                                                          Brandon Lucia  1 months back

                                                                          I would imagine this is what really happens

                                                                          • David S
                                                                            David S  1 months back

                                                                            “....He’s got all the stubbing out of his system” 😂 😂 I died

                                                                            • Okaylah
                                                                              Okaylah  1 months back

                                                                              “ I would be the first person in my family to go to college.....It’s not a race” LMAOOOOOOO

                                                                              • Etienne Adams
                                                                                Etienne Adams  1 months back

                                                                                Omg Sandra Oh ....did not see that coming

                                                                                • PiranhaJaw22
                                                                                  PiranhaJaw22  1 months back

                                                                                  as someone who just got accepted to USC, I'm glad I got in

                                                                                  • Ella Sophia
                                                                                    Ella Sophia  1 months back

                                                                                    The class of 2023 is currently 14 and 15 soo...

                                                                                    • Denis Tuohy
                                                                                      Denis Tuohy  1 months back

                                                                                      Who’s that chick in the green?