Parents Share What Kids THINK They Get Away With (r/AskReddit)


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  • Judge Tater
    Judge Tater  1 months back

    That end music just makes me think another shitty ad is playing lol

    • Narren Itsuwaru
      Narren Itsuwaru  1 months back

      I used to think I was stealthy by hiding outside the kitchen while my mom was helping my older sister with things like math. I wasn’t in school, but it gave me a leg up the following year, when I knew all the numbers 1-100, how to add and subtract any of those numbers, and had read about the Sieve of Eratosthenes somewhere, so I was disappointed when we didn’t do composite and prime numbers...until fifth grade. Turns out my mom knew I was doing this, and was actually kind of upset with me for it, she always sounded angry whenever it was brought up when I was ten. According to her though, I eventually worked my way into the little lessons to learn.

      I still despise math, because it’s boring. Same goes for English, but the way I learned that was funny at least.

      • Totally Dolphin
        Totally Dolphin  1 months back

        "Not a parent, don't have kids, and they got away with it, but..."

        • Battsie
          Battsie  1 months back

          I used to do that sneaking at the foot of the bed but I didn't get caught cause I would either run out or crawl out of the room

          • ryry the nobody
            ryry the nobody  2 months back

            "I'm working this summer in kindergarten as a kindergarten teacher." Ah really? I thought you were there to hunt fucking lions

            • ryry the nobody
              ryry the nobody  2 months back

              3:23 this one legit almost made me cry because I wish my parents did that for me. "Your a teen you don't need mental health days" thanks mom you really just cured all of my stress and anxiety

              • Nuts TV
                Nuts TV  2 months back

                Looking back.. perhaps I didn't get away with all the things I think I did.. 🆄🆄🅷 🅾🅷

                • Black Hole
                  Black Hole  2 months back

                  My older brother always complained when I took long shower and we both knew what he meant but the thing is he was the one doing the most lol.

                  • Dabunny Rabbit
                    Dabunny Rabbit  2 months back

                    what the FUUUUUUUUU.........
                    I mean I pissed im a jar in my room in the middle of the night once. edit: (was 11yrs old 😛)
                    but poop in a sock WTF!!!

                    • Dabunny Rabbit
                      Dabunny Rabbit  2 months back

                      I snuck out at night as well, they knew. 😊

                      • Mr. Crispy
                        Mr. Crispy  2 months back

                        N O T A P A R E N T , B U T

                        • Blossomness Studios
                          Blossomness Studios  2 months back

                          I wonder how many things I think I get away but don't actually...

                          • F. I. R. E.
                            F. I. R. E.  2 months back

                            This is a _lot_ more wholesome than I was expecting... well, most of it...

                            • SpottedStripe
                              SpottedStripe  2 months back

                              When me and my brother were 6 and 7 we used to super stealthily sneak ice cream from the freezer at night, we took the container to our room and ate the ice cream there. It didn't matter if it was full when we took it nor did it matter how much we ate, in our minds we were master thieves, Even after we forgot to put the ice cream back one night and our parents found it in the morning we just did another stealth mission to put it back as if nothing ever happened. Yeah we were NEVER caught.

                              • The Noodle Knight
                                The Noodle Knight  3 months back

                                Get out of my recommended.

                                • AceHole
                                  AceHole  3 months back

                                  4:35 I have that problem right now in my life my parents so think I’m beating off in the shower

                                  • afootineachworld
                                    afootineachworld  3 months back

                                    I’m so sneaky I watch YouTube after 9pm even though my parents told me not to (I still don’t know why)

                                    • Knight
                                      Knight  3 months back


                                      M O M F O U N D T H E P O O P S O C K

                                      • Super Sweet Gamers
                                        Super Sweet Gamers  3 months back

                                        the one about the long showers kills me because i used to take a nap in the shower to destress in highschool XD

                                        • Charles O’Bryan
                                          Charles O’Bryan  3 months back

                                          how tf do you build a bong with a hollowed out cucumber, a battery, some wire, and a light bulb.

                                          • Neonic Plays
                                            Neonic Plays  3 months back

                                            8:25 lies. He hasn’t not tried to be sneaky. You just don’t know about it coz he’s sneaky

                                            • Goosfraba Studios
                                              Goosfraba Studios  3 months back

                                              *Mom found tHE CuM dRaWeR-*

                                              • Ms Meows
                                                Ms Meows  3 months back

                                                Sneak 0

                                                • Kang Younghyun
                                                  Kang Younghyun  3 months back

                                                  STOP SHAKING THE CARAVAN

                                                  • Hungry Hippo
                                                    Hungry Hippo  3 months back

                                                    3:53 instead my mum screams at me

                                                    • conflict
                                                      conflict  3 months back

                                                      me: I like this channel, but not enough to subscribe
                                                      (watches a few more videos)
                                                      me: alright, I really like the channel, but I'm not gonna be watching it on a regular basis
                                                      (watches it on a regular basis)
                                                      me: I'll stop watching pretty soon, they can't have that many videos anyway.
                                                      (watches the INSANE amount of videos on the channel)
                                                      me: well s**t, someone just earned themselves a subscriber.

                                                      • The Lord of the Rims
                                                        The Lord of the Rims  3 months back

                                                        Hollowed out cucumber *Hit's bong* fucking genius 😂

                                                        • THE BEAN
                                                          THE BEAN  3 months back

                                                          *when you find your parents on reddit*

                                                          • Michael Martin
                                                            Michael Martin  3 months back

                                                            Ah the miraculous recovery from illness, staple of childhood mornings.
                                                            Anyway I have a student who is always noisy so I threaten to withold the class snack time (I never actually do, but that doesn't mean they can't work for it!). He always promises to have perfect behaviour... from next week, not from right now.

                                                            • officer EARL
                                                              officer EARL  3 months back

                                                              Sneak 0

                                                              • Lacter
                                                                Lacter  3 months back

                                                                Hello pyrocynical fans

                                                                • Natural Disaster
                                                                  Natural Disaster  3 months back

                                                                  I "borrow" snacks out of the kitchen.

                                                                  I mostly do it so I don't have to share with my brother.

                                                                  I'm pretty sure he does it too.

                                                                  My parents don't really care.

                                                                  • Conner Westerman
                                                                    Conner Westerman  3 months back

                                                                    10:32 oh shit mom found the poop sock

                                                                    • Brad From Scene Twenty Four

                                                                      Was going to watch the video. Then I discovered the channel owner was a pussy.

                                                                      • bobink7
                                                                        bobink7  3 months back

                                                                        i don't see why people frown upon long hot showers especially since I work on a farm and its a stinky job where you want to be fully clean afterwords

                                                                        • jojoriggs
                                                                          jojoriggs  3 months back

                                                                          "Parents of reddit"

                                                                          • Awesomespade3
                                                                            Awesomespade3  3 months back

                                                                            I'm not the parent, But a friend of mine believes they get away with staying up past their bed time. There's no WAY their parents can't hear his loud af PS4, It's sound loud that they have to raise their voice when their talking.

                                                                            • Doggo
                                                                              Doggo  3 months back

                                                                              That first one was a not-so sneaky attempt at bragging about how smart he is.

                                                                              • Raygen Gauthier
                                                                                Raygen Gauthier  3 months back

                                                                                9:48 My little sister did the exact same thing except she was a little older and it went way too far. Both my mom and older sister has glasses and at the time (I think she was in early middle school so in 5th or 6th grade) she was going through a phase where she was obsessed with fitting in and doing what the other girls were (Apparently some of her friends had recently gotten glasses). My sister hatched a similar plan to the story, feigning headaches and complaining about having a hard time seeing the board. We went to a local optometrist and she was so committed to the act that the optometrist was freaked and said she had to see a specialist. For the next few weeks my mom was taking her from doctor to optometrist to specialist as they tried to assess what the damage was to her eyes and how they could be so horrifically terrible. Then they realized she was lying and my mom was mortified. Imagine being so worried for your kid and seeking help for nearly a month only to learn the kid was lying all along. 🤧

                                                                                • Fluffy
                                                                                  Fluffy  3 months back

                                                                                  10:55 i thought that was going a very different way

                                                                                  • Sage of Fire
                                                                                    Sage of Fire  3 months back

                                                                                    My parents think I go to the bathroom to jack off because no one sits on the toilet for an hour. To that I say, "Who jacks off for an hour?" The reason I'm in the bathroom that long is because no one interrupts my gaming if I'm in the bathroom.

                                                                                    • Ani
                                                                                      Ani  3 months back

                                                                                      MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK

                                                                                      • shadow_spriggan
                                                                                        shadow_spriggan  3 months back


                                                                                        • Fletcher Gonzalez
                                                                                          Fletcher Gonzalez  3 months back

                                                                                          We all know that this is a lie due to the well known fact that no redditor in the history of Reddit has had sex

                                                                                          • Ann McCabe
                                                                                            Ann McCabe  3 months back

                                                                                            Is there any one else who likes water just at the point it would hurt but it doesn’t (heat)

                                                                                            • Logan Yates
                                                                                              Logan Yates  3 months back

                                                                                              3:17 Damn, my mom made me go to school with appendicitis once. I had to walk home as well. She only clued in that *maybe* something was wrong when I mentioned that I had to stop walking for like 20 minutes because of the pain. But on the bright side, at least it didn't burst.

                                                                                              • Extex
                                                                                                Extex  3 months back

                                                                                                Why do you add so many ads for something you don't own but just clipped together?
                                                                                                like seriously

                                                                                              • matthew rhoads
                                                                                                matthew rhoads  3 months back

                                                                                                1:48 this one is cute but still lmao