Hosts Share Their Worst Stories Of House Guests Who Will Never Be Invited Back Again (r/AskReddit)


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  • Dallas&Trooper
    Dallas&Trooper  3 weeks back

    The parents that just barged in without knocking are just rude.

    • Metrack
      Metrack  4 weeks back

      I get some people you had to deal with some people due being family, but sometimes, yeah, you have to cut relationship and burn that bridge with white fosforus

      • Caleb Chaney
        Caleb Chaney  1 months back

        OP at 5:14 has a great username for the "Username describes how you die" thought experiment.

        • Graham Kennedy
          Graham Kennedy  1 months back

          Gotta say, that pepperoni bread cheese thing sounds nice.

          • peggle 2
            peggle 2  2 months back

            I have this friend who I've known since middle school. His friends won't let him talk to me now, but in middle school he came over and started destroying my bedframe. The bedframe in question was an antique that belonged to my great aunt, who had died years prior. He was a great friend though, and even though he can't come back I still wish I could hang out with him. His friends don't like me, so they don't let him talk to me. I went to a mutual friend's party recently, where we chatted and laughed like middle schoolers. I miss that asshole.

            • Stephen Kohl
              Stephen Kohl  3 months back

              2:08 best story ever

              • Latifah Gordeeva
                Latifah Gordeeva  3 months back

                I think all guests are bad after a time .

                • Rumbly Zombie
                  Rumbly Zombie  3 months back

                  My little cousin he was just annoying and wouldn’t leave me alone

                  That’s it

                  • K1naku5ana3R1ka
                    K1naku5ana3R1ka  3 months back

                    During that “sh*t the basement drunk” story, it sounds like the husband is the one mostly to blame; I’m guessing the wife was too drunk to think straight, so I would mostly be pissed at the husband, though I wouldn’t let her off for getting that drunk in someone else’s house.

                    • Nolan
                      Nolan  3 months back

                      I agree with the alien thing that douche said a little haha

                      • Inkaz2
                        Inkaz2  3 months back

                        *f o r b i d d e n c o u c h*

                        • DUNDER THUNDER
                          DUNDER THUNDER  3 months back

                          People who have bed wetting problems and then don't tell anyone are such a problem. Like we get it, it's embarrassing but would you rather be embarrassed or embarrassed and have everyone pissed at you.

                          • Vien LaCrose
                            Vien LaCrose  3 months back

                            Except google find exists.

                            All phones are traceable. Even the ones without gyros. (Cell towers)

                            • Gavon Marlow
                              Gavon Marlow  3 months back

                              Just wouldn’t leave my recommendations list

                              • Joanne Diaz
                                Joanne Diaz  4 months back

                                My fiance asked me if one of his friends could spend the night. I say ok sure. He slept in the living room and stunk up my downstairs with his funk. But the worst part was getting our cable bill and finding out he ordered a bunch of porn!!

                                • Greg Nixon
                                  Greg Nixon  4 months back

                                  7:57 I couldn't imagine my parents doing this. In fact, when I grew up and moved out, they made it clear that I was welcome anytime, but to call before coming over and to knock to be let in. They have always done the same.

                                  • Professor Bosshardt
                                    Professor Bosshardt  4 months back

                                    Online shopping is diminishing shopping in real life, all these malls and stores closing, stop shopping and save the Irl stores pl0x

                                    • Archy Grey
                                      Archy Grey  3 months back

                                      Prices are ridiculous too sometimes, tried to buy a cheap automotive scanner at a store, they wanted $250, the exact same scanner from an online store was $40.

                                    • Archy Grey
                                      Archy Grey  3 months back

                                      I get from a store whenever possible, but real stores almost never have what i want, and are never interested in getting it for me.

                                  • Nique Larsen
                                    Nique Larsen  4 months back

                                    My mom and her friend got super drunk one night so friend stayed the night at our house. While my mom was going to the bathroom she could hear friend take a pee in her bedroom. After a week of trying to shampoo the pee out of her carpet she gives up and decides to put hard wood floors in.

                                    • Jack Dunkin
                                      Jack Dunkin  4 months back

                                      My mom invited a friend and her son over and he tried to steal my Xbox 360 and my dad found out and went apeshit on him till he cried and his mom said that she was sorry and that she didn’t know about this side of him but my dad didn’t believe her and kicked both of them out and I haven’t heard from them since.

                                      • Audrey
                                        Audrey  4 months back

                                        The bed wetting one pisses me off. Make your kids wear pull ups if they’re sleeping at someone else’s house. No one wants to clean up their piss

                                        • Naldoron
                                          Naldoron  4 months back

                                          Yeahhh.... Motherfuckers thay piss the bed should be legally required to wear diapers.

                                          • Daika Mitsumu
                                            Daika Mitsumu  4 months back

                                            My aunt would constantly bug me during winter and summer vacation to see my dog. I am starting to think that letting her come over to my house to interact with my dog is REALLY unhealthy for her mental health.

                                            • Milo ballz101
                                              Milo ballz101  4 months back

                                              Someone who ran up my internet bill

                                              • K N
                                                K N  4 months back

                                                During a Christmas party at my house, this one lady brought her annoying kids (without asking), who proceeded to run around the house screaming and roughhousing, slamming doors and crap. The girl managed to drop a plate absolutely STACKED with cocktail wieners and meatballs onto the carpet then wouldn't clean it up so the mom had to do it. At one point, the boy jumped into a lazy boy that was up against a wall and spent ten minutes rocking in it so hard it was hitting the wall and taking chunks out of the drywall. For some reason my mother, who's house it was, wouldn't tell them to just leave despite all this. Those hellions were awful...

                                                • Rosie stewart
                                                  Rosie stewart  4 months back

                                                  the women's circle in my church met in each others' homes. one of the women had a glass of water in her hand at all times, drinking nonstop, and making frequent bathroom trips. i was in my kitchen, preparing to bring a tray of refreshments to the living room for my guests. the thirsty woman came into my kitchen and opened the cabinet where i keep glasses. i stored my prescriptions next to my glasses, and as she took down a glass, she also picked up one of my prescriptions. "what's this for ?" she asked. we had known each other all our lives, so i answered frankly---"depression." she gave me a horrified look, and said, "you're addicted !"

                                                  • Robert Bogan
                                                    Robert Bogan  4 months back

                                                    Clicked becuase the pepe looks like me

                                                    • Reking Memes 2.0
                                                      Reking Memes 2.0  4 months back

                                                      I have a friend, let's call her Maria. So Maria was in my kitchen with me and my mom. My mom asks her to tidy up and Maria kicks her up her behind. My mom later said she ain't coming back

                                                      • AlexTheMenace
                                                        AlexTheMenace  4 months back

                                                        My cousins came over for a few days, I have a lot of art tools cause drawing is my hobby, these two girls(10 and 8) took markers and drew 'lipstick' on any character they saw on TV, let their little brother chew an eraser, drew all over my sketch pad, repeatedly tried to put a movie CD into my Xbox and brought out my tennis rackets to play in the middle of my room, directly in front of the TV. Those girls...

                                                        • Richard Samuelson
                                                          Richard Samuelson  4 months back

                                                          An 18-year-old boy who stays on the computer practically all day long playing on Minecraft servers, is incredibly loud, never does chores and rarely makes his own food.

                                                          Yes, my younger brother is classified as a 'guest' by myself. If I could, I'd boot him out for the volume and for the lack of chores.

                                                          • Silver Star
                                                            Silver Star  4 months back

                                                            My ex friend raped my older sister when he was staying with us while his parent were getting a divorce

                                                            • F u n n y D a n k
                                                              F u n n y D a n k  4 months back

                                                              5:10 I would be PISSED if I was the bf

                                                              • Ban Kidz Bop
                                                                Ban Kidz Bop  4 months back

                                                                When my mom was pregnant with me & living with my dad in Rhode Island, my dad’s younger sister stayed with them for a while (maybe a year or so i cant remember) and she payed her rent but she was a complete slob. And when she eventually moved out, she didnt even bother cleaning her room. She left it a mess for my parents to clean up.

                                                                Even today she’s still a slob. She and her husband have a 1 year old and are living in their own house now. When my mom went to visit them, the place was an absolute mess. She told me she could literally not see an inch of the floor because of everything thrown about. The thing is, their baby daughter is at that stage where she can crawl now and is putting everything in her mouth. So just leaving her house like that is really dangerous for their kid.

                                                              • Cole Teets
                                                                Cole Teets  4 months back

                                                                My roommates douchebag friend brought another guy over and they argued over politics and religion. My roommates eventually leave to get food and I'm left alone with the guy that took his cig break outside but kept arguing with the door open. He eventually went and got a cricket bat out his car and started brandishing it like he was about to swing it to the back of the of douchebags head. I decided to go to bed and lock my door.

                                                                • Latifah Gordeeva
                                                                  Latifah Gordeeva  4 months back

                                                                  It woukd have to be my niece. I love her to death but shed bring her trash friends.

                                                                  • Dylan Carroll
                                                                    Dylan Carroll  4 months back

                                                                    I love the “Go on...” it like the person what like “you can’t just leave it there.”

                                                                    • Gabby E
                                                                      Gabby E  4 months back

                                                                      best friend is now ex best friend. Being a bitch, not paying for anything in the house while spending money on other shit, not paying for rent or utilities, bitching at us despite living for free, taking advantage of kindness, not taking care of her responsibilities that would get her out of our house. She lasted 3 months too long.

                                                                      • Pie 4life
                                                                        Pie 4life  4 months back

                                                                        Making your own mom pay rent ? Or even expecting that? Smh you might as well just kill urself cuz without her you wouldn’t be alive

                                                                        • ColCoal
                                                                          ColCoal  4 months back


                                                                          • TwistedMicrowave
                                                                            TwistedMicrowave  4 months back

                                                                            Guess one of the very spare upsides of having literally no social life is, that this will never happen to me. So... Yay!

                                                                            • MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE

                                                                              My worst guest ever was one of my cousins. She invited herself over and decided to stay overnight because earlier that month her dad and sister came by but she was at home at the time and didn't know about it. So she decided she had to come over. Since she is one year younger then me, my mom told me she had to go out and hang with me and i didn't really have a choice so we went for a walk and she asked me to bring her to cafe's and such places. Keep in mind i was 12 at the time, i never went out to such places and since i refused to go with her, she decided to stay where she was and refused to go home with me. I come home and left her, because the brat didn't want to go. I wish i haven't left her because i almost got a beating from my parents and they grounded me for a week. She came back to our place herself and nothing happened to her but i will never forget in how much trouble this brat got me into. Also, her mom died of cancer while she was really young and always made herself to be a victim because of it and that's how she became an annoying brat in the first place. Still hate her guts.

                                                                              • MysticKoolaid808
                                                                                MysticKoolaid808  4 months back

                                                                                Really? Wake up your friend and ask where the bathroom is. Even go outside into the bushes. Shit in a fucking trash bag. Anything but shitting under your friend's basement stairs and leaving it there!

                                                                                • littlewoodimp
                                                                                  littlewoodimp  4 months back

                                                                                  "I have no idea how long he was in there, but he left his spoon in the sink."

                                                                                  That's the one line of a stranger's conversation you overhear when you're getting off the bus, and for the rest of day you find your mind coming back to wondering, "WTF was *that* all about?!"

                                                                                  • joe Yaz
                                                                                    joe Yaz  4 months back

                                                                                    1st story.
                                                                                    take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty

                                                                                    • BurritoBear
                                                                                      BurritoBear  4 months back

                                                                                      That one guy may be onto somethin with that whole "aliens altered our DNA to help us evolve faster."

                                                                                      • dato
                                                                                        dato  4 months back

                                                                                        Caucasian nightmare

                                                                                        • Aidedwarrior 24
                                                                                          Aidedwarrior 24  4 months back

                                                                                          i laughed so hard because destiny is such a grindy game

                                                                                          • Lane Lee
                                                                                            Lane Lee  4 months back

                                                                                            My cousin had a boyfriend just like that destiny one but he thought birds weren’t real

                                                                                            • Knee Caps
                                                                                              Knee Caps  4 months back

                                                                                              On the 2nd story when he said “play on my Xbox” I already KNEW something was about to happen