Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Very special thanks to:
    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.

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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 751

  • 「HartBeet」
    「HartBeet」  9 hours back


    • shadowbow 115
      shadowbow 115  5 days back

      I wonder what happens if you and how to basic do a collab

      • Nick A
        Nick A  1 weeks back

        Weren’t you supposed to teach us cooking something? Too invested with them eggs. Wait, were the eggs just riding motorcycles???

        • one one
          one one  1 weeks back

          What the helll😂🤣

          • Xavier Perez
            Xavier Perez  1 weeks back

            .......this egg drama show goes deep

            • Bella Contess
              Bella Contess  1 weeks back

              I honestly don't know what I'm here for anymore - the recipe or that quality production of a homicide investigation.


                Whats that stain on your pants?
                _"b u r r i t o s a u c e"_

                • Jinwua Lee-Nightingale
                  Jinwua Lee-Nightingale  2 weeks back

                  3 years in and this is still the biggest cliffhanger of the channel

                  • François Maurice
                    François Maurice  3 weeks back

                    "I put it up your..."

                    "You son of a bitch"

                    • azukə
                      azukə  3 weeks back

                      4:27 that lipgloss looks good on him

                      • I'mWatchingYou Ppl
                        I'mWatchingYou Ppl  1 months back

                        This egg movie is GREAT!!

                        • Clinton Long
                          Clinton Long  1 months back

                          “The fingers wouldve...” 😂😂

                          • SyntheticSeizure
                            SyntheticSeizure  1 months back

                            Who’s here almost 2 mill congrats

                            • Becca Calliou
                              Becca Calliou  1 months back

                              I love this guy hes awsome

                              • Sahaj Singh
                                Sahaj Singh  2 months back


                                • CaryIshScary :3
                                  CaryIshScary :3  2 months back

                                  Literally the first video I watched had an Eggisode and fucking I do not regret a thing.

                                  • Xxkeirden_ gachaxX
                                    Xxkeirden_ gachaxX  2 months back

                                    I am going to make this burrito

                                    • malagrug
                                      malagrug  2 months back

                                      please tell me that egg’s name is John Eggbert

                                      • adwait bhattacharya
                                        adwait bhattacharya  2 months back

                                        I came for some good burrito. But I think I'm pretty satisfied with the crime drama

                                        • Swordfish
                                          Swordfish  2 months back

                                          where are the ingredients mentioned?

                                          • avataraarow
                                            avataraarow  2 months back

                                            We need more egg videos! I gotta figure out what happens to the chief and John and Douglas and the detective!!

                                            • Freddie Grace
                                              Freddie Grace  2 months back

                                              Any brand of tortillas that works best for this?

                                              • SleepyINK
                                                SleepyINK  2 months back

                                                This egg thing you got going on seem like some Adult swim type thing

                                                • frank R1
                                                  frank R1  2 months back


                                                  • Basic Pigeon
                                                    Basic Pigeon  2 months back

                                                    Is this even a cooking channel?

                                                    • I can’t think of a good name.

                                                      So were just going to ignore the fact that YSAC used Hamon to chop an onion?

                                                      • TheGodOfPez
                                                        TheGodOfPez  2 months back

                                                        This show is too good.

                                                        • Arisha Ahmed
                                                          Arisha Ahmed  2 months back


                                                          • Camille Cryptid
                                                            Camille Cryptid  2 months back

                                                            Why am I crying over eggs? EGGS GODDAMMIT!

                                                            • Sans Mans
                                                              Sans Mans  2 months back

                                                              Ok when tf are we gonna get a finale

                                                              • Z K
                                                                Z K  2 months back

                                                                Fold the bottom first then wrap it lol

                                                                You suck at cooking.

                                                                • No One
                                                                  No One  2 months back

                                                                  was that a fucking jojo reference at 1:00

                                                                  • Stephen Bae
                                                                    Stephen Bae  2 months back

                                                                    Where the fuck are the potatoes? Where the fuck is the chorizo/bacon/sausage? Why does it have to be vegetarian or morbidly unhealthy instead of both. Dont you ever try to tell me I suck at cooking you pasty uncultured fuck

                                                                    • Slider drago
                                                                      Slider drago  2 months back

                                                                      I enjoy the show but you do suck at cooking

                                                                      • nyla elise
                                                                        nyla elise  2 months back

                                                                        I don’t give a care

                                                                        • Mnct1001
                                                                          Mnct1001  2 months back

                                                                          I have never seen anyone cut up an avocado that way...but the burrito looks really delicious👌

                                                                          • ah yes, VODKA
                                                                            ah yes, VODKA  2 months back

                                                                            You're one of the creative youtubers like Niga Higa and i appreciate that.

                                                                            • Retro Gracz
                                                                              Retro Gracz  2 months back

                                                                              Let's all appreciate how much work went into this video.

                                                                              • SeeburgMusic
                                                                                SeeburgMusic  3 months back

                                                                                That burrito looks like a lot of fuckin work. Grab a tortilla, slap on some buttered and salted scrambled eggs, a few slices of bacon, shredded cheddar out of a bag from Giant, maybe a little hot sauce and onion powder if you want... wrap it, eat it, good night. 15 minutes total. This clown has two pans on the stove already just cooking onions for something that will take 1 minute to eat.

                                                                                • Agung Prastistha Surya
                                                                                  Agung Prastistha Surya  3 months back


                                                                                  Sounds like HL scientist.

                                                                                  • Imam Prabowo
                                                                                    Imam Prabowo  3 months back

                                                                                    Ripple huh, _HAMON_

                                                                                    • xXprogamingXx Plays
                                                                                      xXprogamingXx Plays  3 months back

                                                                                      The eggdrama is so eggcelent

                                                                                      • Proser PlayGame
                                                                                        Proser PlayGame  3 months back

                                                                                        howtobasic 3

                                                                                        • MikebobGaming
                                                                                          MikebobGaming  3 months back

                                                                                          you need to finish this egg story homeboy

                                                                                          • J’Aabi Joestar
                                                                                            J’Aabi Joestar  3 months back

                                                                                            My man used Harmon to chop. 👏👏👏

                                                                                          • SANGEETA SHARMA
                                                                                            SANGEETA SHARMA  3 months back

                                                                                            joHn..... *Chef John*

                                                                                            • Ann Jacang
                                                                                              Ann Jacang  3 months back

                                                                                              The twists on the story is really hableblebleble!

                                                                                              • nikster days
                                                                                                nikster days  3 months back

                                                                                                Wait.... Ripple chop??? A-A HA-HAMON MASTER I SEE!!!!